Exhibit C - C for Christmas

THIS IS AN EXTENSION OF THE PREVIOUS ARTCILE...SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY READ THAT FIRST OR ELSE I'LL KEEP HOLDING DOWN THE CAPS LOCK!!!!

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Alright...I've seen even more Christmas commercials now. I think it's a virus my TV has. You know how those viruses can be, spreading to other commercials, killing the Thanksgiving spirit before its due time. Experts say that this virus could mutate into a form more easily tranferable between humans, but I doubt it. I mean...HAH...come on, this ain't no avian bird flu.

I think I've digressed a little too much.

I've compiled this list of sites that have already been bitten by the Christmas bug. Check it out. Ho ho ho.

http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/ - it might just be a small little bit near the bottom, but it's very Christmas-y in that small spot. It will spread.

http://www.amazon.com/ - This one is too horrible, don't look at it. They completely decked their halls with boughs of holly and they're definitely pushing it with the 'let it snow' banner. You think it's bad now? It will spread.

http://www.ebay.com/ - Look at that...holiday ornaments hanging from their links. It's small, it's unobtrusive, but trust me, it will spread.

http://www.target.com/ - They're not even trying to hide it. See Spot save. See Spot eat candy canes. See Spot crap on pictures of pilgrims. I would say "It would spread," but I really don't think that's possible.

http://www.fbi.gov/ - Blatant Ramadan decor everywhere. Alright, I made this one up. But, you have to agree, this site could use a little more red and green...and maybe a menorah.

- Rian